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毒品的故乡 |
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日期：2008-03-11 12:23:57
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| 回顾2003年，美国官员对阿富汗的毒品经济甚为担忧，那里有8万公顷(20万英亩)土地用于种植罂粟，以提供世界上3/4的鸦片。鸦片是海洛因的主要成分，也是该国分裂省份政客们的主要资助来源。 Back in 2003, U.S. officials worried about the drug economy in Afghanistan |
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你想知道你家的宠物在想什么吗 |
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日期：2008-03-11 12:19:48
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| 1977年，刚从哈佛大学毕业的伊琳娜派珀博格做了一件很大胆的事。当时，动物仍然被认为只能机械模仿，而她却开始通过交谈去探索另一种生物的大脑。她把一只1岁大的非洲灰鹦鹉带到了实验室，并把它命名为埃里克斯。她教它复制英语的声音。 In 1977 Irene Pepperberg, a r |
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克林顿夫妇的选举 |
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日期：2008-03-11 12:03:58
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| 一位阿肯色州的议员有一次谈到比尔 克林顿 时说，他可以拍拍你的背，同时把尿撒在你脚上。对克林顿妻子希拉里的推论是，她会告诉全世界与巴拉克奥巴马共享一个舞台是多么荣耀。而与此同时，她正在加速图谋击败他。比尔曾在1981年这样说：当有人用榔头敲你的头时，不要 |
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Good news and bad news |
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日期：2008-03-10 15:47:25
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| An artist asked a gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings that were currently on display. Ive got good news and bad news, the owner replied. The good news is that a gentleman inquired about your work and wondered if it would ap |
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I will change my name |
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日期：2008-03-10 15:41:03
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| When at the age of 16, John decided to leave home and join a theater company, his father was appalled. My son? An actor? what a disgrace! he wailed. What if the neighbours find out ? I will change my name! John answered. Change your name? his father |
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富兰克林•罗斯福的几则轶事 |
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日期：2008-03-10 15:30:17
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| 1. The art of making enemies Franklin D. Roosevelt was asked by his secretary whether he had heard that one of Roosevelts old friends was saying some very nasty things about him. Roosevelt said, Is that so? When did this happen? His secretary said, |
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A familiar face |
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日期：2008-03-10 15:27:58
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| One sunny day in Ireland, two men were sitting in a pub8, drinking some Guinness9, when one turns to the other and says You see that man over there? He looks just like me! I think Im gonna go over there and talk to him. So, he goes over to the man an |
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Selling war insurance |
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日期：2008-03-10 15:27:24
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| Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center where he was to advise new recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI insurance. It wasnt long before Captain Smith noticed that Airman Jones had almost a 100% record for insurance |
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Six or twelve? |
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日期：2008-03-10 15:24:53
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| A blonde went into a pizza parlor. She said that shed like a medium pizza.The clerk asked her how many pieces shed like to have it cut into: six or twelve. Oh, goodness, six please, said the blonde. I dont think I could ever eat twelve. 一位金发女郎 |
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世界各地幽默一览 |
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日期：2008-03-10 15:07:22
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| America: Keep the change Selling secondhand books at our church bazaar of America, I got into an argument with a prospective customer. He was interested in buying The Pocket Book of Ogden Nash but claimed it was overpriced at a half dollar. Other pa |
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伟大导师的小幽默集锦 |
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日期：2008-03-10 15:04:19
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| 马克思的女儿利用马克思完成《资本论》第一卷的空隙，让父亲填写了一份调查报告。在这份举世闻名的调查报告中，马克思坦言喜欢红色。马克思被称为十九世纪欧洲的红色博士，他主编的《新莱茵报》第301期，就是全红色印刷出版的，巴黎公社的旗子是一尺长、半尺宽的红布。 |
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令人捧腹的三则英语笑话 |
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日期：2008-03-10 15:02:57
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| Son: Is it wrong to give anyone mental or physical hurt when he felt unhappy? Father: Of cause, it is. Son: Fine, now I am feeling so bad. I lost in two subjects this time. Father(angrily): What? You------ 儿子 ：是不是当心里难受时，就不应该再给他精 |
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我在马路边捡到了一块钱 |
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日期：2008-03-10 15:02:02
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| One yuan The teacher asked Tom :Why did you come to school so late this morning? Someone lost one yuan , answered Tom. Oh, I know. You helped him find the money, the teacher said. No, I stood on the money until the person went away. Make sure thats |
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令人爆笑的童言无忌经典笑话 |
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日期：2008-03-10 14:56:21
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| No Hoes 没有锄头 A thirteen-year-old boy was sitting on the sofa watching TV when the phone rang. Hello, my son. it was his fathers voice, where is your mother? Mother is working in the garden. What? barked the father, Your mother is not as young an |
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英国最荒唐的法律 |
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日期：2008-03-10 14:14:53
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| LONDON (AFP) Queen Elizabeth IIs speech in the British parliament Tuesday may have been routine but at least nobody got bored to death. That would have been against the law. 伦敦(法新社)消息：英国女王 伊丽莎白二世 本周二在英国议会的讲演可能枯燥乏味 |
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Events in the Asian Games |
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日期：2008-03-10 14:13:30
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| Weightlift 举重 Table tennis 乒乓球 Gymnastic 体操 Parallel bars 双杠 Horizontal bar 单杠 Balance beam 平衡木 Floor exercises 自由体操 Pommel horse 鞍马 Rings 吊环 Vault 跳马 Uneven bars 高低杠 Babminton 羽毛球 Cycling 自行车 Cycling raod race 公路自 |
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The Internationl Olympic Committee |
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日期：2008-03-10 14:11:10
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| The International Olympic Committee (IOC) was founded on 23 June 1894 by the French educator Baron Pierre de Coubertin who was inspired to revive (复兴) the Olympic Games of Greek antiquity. The IOC is an international non-governmental, non-profit o |
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Top 10 teams in NBA history |
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日期：2008-03-10 14:10:01
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| 1982-83 Philadelphia 76ers 65-17 Moses Malone joined the 76ers as a free agent and teamed with Julius Erving, Andrew Toney, Maurice Cheeks and Bobby Jones to bring the 76ers their first title in 16 seasons. Malone proclaimed the 76ers would sweep th |
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Walking |
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日期：2008-03-10 14:09:12
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| I have found that walking is the only exercise that really helped me to become fit. It is a gentle exercise and you can go at your own pace. Seven weeks ago, my blood pressure was 200/110. Today it is 108/77 and my pulse rate is 60 while resting. I |
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World Cup |
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日期：2008-03-10 14:06:44
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| Formally FIFA World Cup, in association with football (soccer), is the trophy that symbolizes the world championship. The First competition for the cup was organized in 1930 by the Federation Internationale de Football Association (FIFA) and was won |
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